bowieloreena:

By Sherlocksscarf

http://sherlocksscarf.deviantart.com/art/Sherlock-Holmes-and-John-Watson-Paget-Manip-301583997

#THIS WILL ALWAYS BE THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN AT COMIC CON #ALWAYS AND FOREVER #ALL YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID

bands-booksgalore:

dafunk02:

aflicted:

One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is.

Thank you for this post…

this is awesome.

podziemny:

this is hurting me

lavishness:

soaringrachel:

sea-change:

they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.

(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)

#the long version of this story is actually much better #because scott asks hemingway to have lunch with him and the first thing he says to hemingway when they’re there is ‘so you know how i’ve … #…never slept with anyone but zelda’#hemingway is like #…what #scott says so i was fighting with zelda the other day and she told me i wasn’t …adequate #hemingway is like … #…OH #he says: scott let’s go into the men’s bathroom #they go into the men’s bathroom #they come out of the men’s bathroom #hemingway says scott you are PERFECTLY FINE #scott is all B BUT WHY WOULD ZELDA SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAAAAAT #hemingway just. does not comment on zelda fitzgerald. #(that’s a fucking lie hemingway comments so hard on zelda fitzgerald) #scott says WELL I STILL FEEL BAD #hemingway says OKAY FRIEND HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO #WE ARE GOING TO GO TO THE LOUVRE #AND YOU CAN LOOK AT ALL THE COCKS YOU WANT #OKAY???? #scott is like …sniffle; okay #they go to the louvre #scott feels even worse #hemingway kind of sees his point #he says ‘look scott do you want me to just give you some fucking tips’ #scott is all …yes #hemingway gives him some tips #which according to his memoirs include ‘the trick with the pillow’ #and much much more #and well zelda and scott stayed married

 

THIS POST GOT BETTER.

wyndamwesley:

 #someone please help abigail hobbs

doctorwho:

oswinkettleblack:

trisisnotonfire:

ehehehelokid:

ravingredhead:

xdominoe:

satanwinchester:

nicolex69:

lion-for-a-mouth:

queenofsunspear:

[x]

HE LOVED IT SO MUCH THAT HE FELL

HE LOVED IT SO MUCH THAT HE FELL

I HATE YOU ALL

bulls-in-the-bbc:

ikea-4-life:

when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like

i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose

I’d also bang him though

hobbits-in-the-shire:

crowleys-trainee:

animeasuka:

tall:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad

fixed that for you

oh my god i found the post that started it all

dOES NO ONE MENTION THE FACT THAT THIS POST STARTED A MEME

the internet forgets nothing

it seems they were centuries ago that this happened

derpkirk:

asksassycarol:

lucamborgjust:

this website is nuts

It’s not I can’t… It’s

WHAT IS HAPPening sdfgskjndgsdhgs ldsds

doctorwho:

backcombing:

doctorwho:

lokihasthe-tardis:

the official doctor who tumblr is seriously one of my favorites

you what